Funny Resolutions fa 2011

• I'm gonna write a letter to president, PM, CM and Governor on April 1st  to tell them what a good job they are doing for us

• I'll be in the wrong place at the right time... and Right place at the worng time

• Put Ice-cream in micro oven

• Write a letter to Mars

• I'll go to a Funeral and tell Jokes

• I'll call 108 and breath heavily and ask for help and then hang de call

• Award Nobel Prize to  my friend

• Paint the first man's step on Mars

• Celebrate Diwali in April

• Chase a dog or a monkey

• Take one cockroach to college

• I'll Re-write the time program and make 1 hour as 1 minute

• I wanna take up a new habit.... may be ************

• Play Ding-Dong-Ditch in Banjara Hills

• Take food from KFC and Subway and eat at Mc Donalads

• Go to McD 10 times in a day and order the same thing

• Go to Airport to use washroom

• Edit Jesus name for mine in  a page of Bible

• Take a picture of unknown girl and upload it on may FB Profile and caption it as my Girlfriend

• Grind a CD in mixer and record the sound

• Drink full bottle of whiskey and drive at 120kmph with a cigarette in hand

• Celebrate my Enemies birthday on Aids Day

• Call Just Dial and argue for the KFC address at DD Colony

• Stop eating chicken for 1 week

• Celebrate Gandhi's Deathday