Friday, February 25, 2011

Exams...! So wot?

Got Exams ???
Yeah, so wot. Come home lets play snookers
Prepared ??
Prepared wot.? Oh exam preparation huh... No dude, not interested. Shall we go out?
How was ur exam???
Xaaam....!  Yeah its done. wrote it
Got  Result?
No yaar, Still waiting for it 'finger crossed'
Hey passed???
Wot are you speaking about? Com'on man fuck dos xamz. why to waste time speaking abt dem

It happens... it happened right from the beginning. In my school, they never used to call my report card as Progress report. Because there was never any progress in it. Its just a report card, it always has been so. In the first unit test, I used to top. Then it will decrease, as it is inversely proportion to the naughty things I do. But I always enjoyed my school life to de max.. MAX. I don't care about xamz because i don't give a shit abt dem. If talent is to be measured by marks, why have they started JNTU. How many of you think JNTU's percentage shows the individual's  real talent? Don't crush you head and think about it. The answers is 'Not even a whore in Kukatpally thinks so." When  I was in 10th standard and when i was about to end final exam with some 70% my mom came to me and said she will buy a computer for me if I get more than 85%. I ended scoring more than 85%. That's not because i wanted to get good percent but it was only for the love I had on the computer. We can get good percentage, its not a big problem but we need to enjoy what ever we do which will make us feel better. So never worry abt percentages.
                       There is nothing surprising that I failed in QT because I don't understand the concept of probability completely.  The probability of my friend giving me a treat today is 1/2. but it always tends to 0...!  :-(  Does it define only for particular group? 
Does anyone else feel the same? 
Or is that my madam want me to read QT again so that I could get perfect in it to face interviews??

               I don't know whether Mark Zukerberg would have bought St.Auburt street or turned Phoenix club into his Ping-pong room or not... but I would have bought IPE if I was Telecom Scam Raja's friend. Thanks to his greatness, India is developing (at least in corruption). 

1 comment:

Unknown said...

lolz.. Liked that progress card and probability part..